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When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.
You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.
A college in the nothingness of northwestern mizzou in a town called Maryville it's 2 hours to any city you know of. But at least they have the best D2 football team in the world, beer, alcohol, parties, and a bar that lets you drink you as much as you want for 8 bucks!!!
Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.
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smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
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Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".
TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
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The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
When you kiss a girl who is chewing a type of tobacco much stronger than your own. Such as Skoal vs. Kodiak
Andrew: Yeah dude, I was makin' out with Carly last night and she gave me the Missouri compromise.
Chris: Bummer, what was she dippin?
Andrew: She was chewing a cope, grizzly mix.
Chris: I'm sorry bro, that's a bummer.
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