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A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.
i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.
Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.
Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.
Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
female equivalent of getting a 'boner'
i saw his harley and got moist
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
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Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.
These brownies are so moist.
My pussy is so moist.
He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.
I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
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The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
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1. when a female is sexually aroused
2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous
1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!
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