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Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.
Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.
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Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.
Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."
Joe: "Yo momma."
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1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.
1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"
2."Yo momma is older than you
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Someones mother(usually a friends) who is a real hoochie and gives out sexual favours(usually to childrens friends)
Just got serviced by your hoochie momma, mate.
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Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.
For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."
Similar to bashment granny this refers to someone who is mix up and likes to start or cause drama.
It also refers to a woman or effeminate/sissy man that complains a lot, like a typical angry granny would.
My wife has been a momma lashy lately. Its so fucking annoying.