Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.

'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.

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Mini Monk

An annoying little shit

Omg you are such a Mini Monk :o

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Go Monk

to go absolutely pro, do something with extreme skill.

"Dude she's way out of your league."
"Well I'll just have to go monk!!

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

Monk moment

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.

Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.

Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

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shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

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