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Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

by 1_2_3_NYOOM March 26, 2014


Pocket Mooch

When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.

1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?

by ManaTs4ever September 13, 2009


like-mooch

A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples:

"🤕 <------- This is Andrew

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He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!"

"nobody:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL."

"LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."

"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch"

"This YouTuber is a like-mooch"

by sinnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss June 13, 2019


smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024


Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021