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The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)
Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.
Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."
Camping Scenario 2:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
The nectar of the gods.
Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.
An awesome town located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula former home of Tom Izzo and Steve Mariucci
People from Iron Mountain are usually the shit.
A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.
Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.
a town in new jersey
"im from moutain lakes new jersey"
"really, you must be rich"
"no, my parents are"
A more correct term/name used to describe Oak Mountain High School, in Birmingham, AL. Other acceptable terms are Smoke Mountain and Oak Mountain HIGH.
Guy 1: Dude, I need some dope.
Guy 2: Oh, just hit up one of the kids at Coke Mountain.
an expression saying its impossible to move mountains
in ushers song moving mountains its impossible to fix their relationship