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Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" June 5, 2012


alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.

i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.

by midge101 July 18, 2010

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Just some guy without a moustache

the 2 CEO of just some guy organization where their main job is to comment on literally all the youtube videos you watch.
you probably will see these 2 guys on any youtube videos you watch.

your homie: hey do you have ever heard of just some guy without a moustache

you: he's literally everywhere on the comment section how I wouldn't know

by No File March 7, 2021


Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.

Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

by AtipracM June 29, 2023


Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio May 21, 2011


Smexy Moustache

A moustache that is incredibly attractive to anyone, including men. Could also mean a macho style of facial hair.

"Dude, look at William Howard Taft!"
"Yeah, what's special?
"He has such a smexy moustache."

by The CheeseCake May 6, 2013


moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018