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The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
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similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had anal sex with the same girl
Alex: "Dude, I've had anal with that girl."
Matt: "Dude, me too! Muddy buddies!"
*High five*
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when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.
Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.
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A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.
After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.
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When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.
guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.
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The reciever or anal sex who did not evacuate beforehand, and soils the "top" and/or the bedlinens along with themselves, such to an extent that it ruins sex and both partners need to shower. Also any ass that contains a bowel movement that is ready to be expelled.
Jeremy is a muddy bottom. Shiela and I did anal last night, she had a muddy bottom, sorry if I still smell.
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Anal Sex
Howard Stern show guest, touting book on the pleasures of muddy love.
The pleasures of muddy love are transcendent.
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