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To engage in the act of fisting another's asshole
Gonna muppet style this hoe...wondering if I should lube up the left/right or both
a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.
im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones
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Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.
A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
the muppet wing is the wing of a prison which houses people with mental health issues.
tracy tried to top herself and ended up on the muppet wing.
Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!