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Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.
He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.
A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.
Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.
The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes
The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.
A slang for Fort Worth Texas because of the high rate of violence and homicide in recent years.
I’m from murder worth Texas
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1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
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