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When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick
“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”
A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!
Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.
Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.
person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!
I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!
Mexican Musket
A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!