Random
Source Code
Random
The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.
Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!
Crispy fresh mustache that looks like perfect triangles on both sides of the G's face.
Ole boy got a nice Triangle Mustache. He must've got that somewhere else because you can't even get that done out here.
When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.
Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip
Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night
a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly
Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.
carefully sculpting a mustache consisting of icy white semen on another persons lip with precision during ejaculation.
dude i totally gave betty an icy mustache last night
A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?
NO! You are not worthy!