When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
Shotgun my ass, dad!
When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
Shit man that just hurricaned my ass
When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass
When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"
Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!