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A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.
Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out
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The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant
from rick and morty.
LICK LICK LICK MY BALLS!!! YEAH! SAY IT ALL THE TIME
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A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."
Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?
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A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
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A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
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Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”
“Don we need to have Rachel come be the Bust My Balls Buffer! This is just getting to crazy! “
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