When you're hitting a girl from the back and tell her to choke you so she bends her arms like shes gonna Naruto run but instead chokes you with her arms back
*slap* *slap* Guy: "Naruto Choke me!" Girl: "Ok!" *Girl puts her arms back and chokes you sexually*
A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu
Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks
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The act of running around with your arms positions straight behind your back with your back bent. This is to emulate ones favorite character from the Chinese cartoon Naruto. People who perform such activities may also enjoy collecting Japanese weapons along with wearing trench coats.
There goes Stephen again, Naruto running to second period; what a fucking weeb.
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An anime about a gay ninja trying to find his missing boyfriend.
Friend 1:OMG! The new episode of Naruto Shippuden was awesome!
Friend 2: I hope Naruto and Sasuke can be happy in the end.
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friend:have you heard that trippie redd thing
Me: yeah that was fire, nArUtO uChiHa
Friend:yea, I have a shinigami wanna see?
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Little Naruto: A cute motherfucker that hate from his whole village and wanted to become HOKAGE
Big Naruto : A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER THAT BECAME HOKAGEE
Look! A wild Naruto Uzumaki appeared!!
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a phrase that might make sense and is senseless at the same time :D
Naruto logic example: You cannot be in the cafeteria unless you are in the cafeteria.
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