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canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian
Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
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Best way to say a girl gave a blow job. Sometimes happens on New Years Eve in place or in addition to the kiss at midnight.
Laura- Do you want me to leave the room?
Steph- No your fine no New Years Kisses tonight!
Moll- What did you do for New Years?
Laura- Oh you know a good BJ..
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The credit card bill after Christmas buzz. You often go into a rant and be a bitch, not for all people.
When Polly got her credit card bill from December, she had a New Year's hangover for 3 months trying to pay off the bill.
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When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.
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Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?
New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt
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Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.
Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
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Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
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