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A quarterback that lost his job because he wasn't vaccinated, which is kind of like someone trying to push you out of your job and town for not wearing a mask.
Cam Newton would've been as available and dependable as any other player, with or without a vaccine. Not being compliant and not being able to do what you're paid to do is two different things. The reality is the owner and coach don't want anything that might make them look bad in today's climate. There's a lot of people these days worried about looking bad to other people, which is why you see so many people complying with the machinations of the people making lots of money off the panic of the pandemic, surrendering, wearing masks, and getting vaccines.
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Carson Newton is compared to Brad Pitt and is extremly sexy. When seeing him you become extremly horny and want to jump on him and take all of his clothes off. They often times have brown hair with beautiful eyes. He treats you like a princess always. Carson Newton is loved.
"OMG, that Carson Newton is soooo hot."
"Yeah, i totally agree."
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Newton Ip discovered the force of gravity while doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He dropped his phone from the roof of the school and the Science teacher played die him. He was also known for taking legendary photos of certain people. His middle finger is very long and he shows it off all the time.
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
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Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.
That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.
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to perform Newton's Palm, you start by gripping on your dingus while on any bumpy road and letting the natural gyrations do the work
hey take that gravel road so i can give myself a Newton's Palm
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A state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an Apple product, usually a Macintosh computer, iPhone, or iPod. (Or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a Newton or Apple .)
He's been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. Full-out Code Newton.
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When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.
I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.
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