flushing the toilet

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.

My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.

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Game Flush

While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. A Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.

Player One: Be right back going to B room
*1 minute later
Player Two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player One: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.

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Ghost Flush

After taking a big #2 and you've pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the "cyclone" of water to throw the last bunch of T.P. down the hole. This resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one hell of a shit storm (no pun intended).

"Dude, I was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, I pulled a ghost flush and yelled "BOOOOO" as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe."

"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."

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Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

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Flushing Fetish

A fetish where someone is aroused by their (usually beloved) possessions being flushed down the toilet. Often also involves the possessions being pissed on, shit on, or used to wipe one's ass after shitting.

Tim: Remember what I said I was into?
Claire: Oh yes, I remember your flushing fetish. I'll be flushing your cute little stuffed animal you love so much down the toilet soon. I'll even poop on it if you want, then use your stupid posters for toilet paper.

Literally everybody else: Wtf?

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Tranny Flush

When a dick is inserted in someones ass, whether male or female, and the "dicker" pees a load in the "dickees" ass thereby filling and flushing it out.

So I was balls deep in my girl last night and then she slid it in her ass so I pissed and gave her a good ol' tranny flush

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"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....