The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.
“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”
When you fart in a garbage can and warm your hands over it.
Beth said she was cold, so I made her a hobo bonfire.
Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth
I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked
The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.
"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"
Often experienced after a satisfying meal, especially of the "all you can eat" variety, "hobo full" is the feeling of being so completely sated that you desire nothing more than to lay down on the nearest possible flat surface (park bench, grassy knoll, sidewalk) and take a nap.
Feeling "hobo full" is generally accompanied by questions regarding ones ability to simply lay down, "Will anyone mind if I nap here?", which is almost always overruled by a welcoming ratty-sweatshirt pillow and a well-placed newspaper blanket.
"Wow, lunch was delicious but now I'm hobo full. Time to find an empty lot to nap in... oh wait, there's space on that lawn."
Definition 1. A house that is ugly or a house that a hobo lives in.
Dude, that house looks like a hobo Miskwif.
Dude, look at that hobo Miskwif.
Definition 2. A very nooby person.
That person on youtube is a Hobo Miskwif