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Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.
That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE
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Plural for penis; many of the dick.
"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."
"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"
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Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit
Wtf bill you just sat on my penis
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a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate
That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.
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The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.
Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.
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(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy
A penis loves his best friend! Sometimes the family comes to.
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