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To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.
"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"
When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.
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1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".
2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.
Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?
Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.
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Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.
The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.
Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.
Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.
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A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)
John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.
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