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stale rotten cum around the end of your cock
i cant see my bell anymore its covered in nob rock
for gods sake you stink of nob rock
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It is not a dairy product
it is a penis that smells and taste like cheesssseeeee
person 1:your grandfather has a nob cheese down there
preson 2: mmmmmmmmmmmm cheesseeeee
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What happens to you liver wiper and cookies when you were up to your cookies in minging piss flaps
1st Bloke: "What's the matter mate, you keep scratching your bollocks"
2nd Bloke: "I stuck the old liver wiper up some old minger last night and now I think I got nob rot"
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1) a female who loves to suck dick
2) a gay man
3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.
2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.
3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
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If someone has shit on the nob it means they are a homosexual. They would have shit on their nob after partaking in anal sex.
Darren is such a poofter
Yeah, i bet he has shit on the nob.
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When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
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1:The term Nob Cheddar is used when a male probably a unhygienic male pulls back his cheese ridden smelly foreskin to reveal the wonderous disgusting revolting whiteness left behind from not washing his nob
2:This term can also be used to refer to a total asswipe who is a total bellend who wont stop being a twat so dont be an asshole
"My nob is covered in Nob Cheddar Bill"
"It is let me lick it off John"
"Hahahaha i ate ur sandwich Bob"
"Now i have nothing u fucking Nob Cheddar EAT SHIT!!!"
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