Cock nog

A mystery drink your buddy brings by to spread some Christmas cheer but won’t tell you what’s in it! Later you find out it’s penis flavored egg nog.

John: What is this! It’s delicious!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!

nig nog

A black man's sperm.

"eat my nig nogs, bitch!"

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keg nog

Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.

I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.

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Nig Nog

an epic drink made from mixing cheap beer, eggnog, and chocolate mix. gets its name from the eggnog and black people-colored powder mixed into it. commenly found in the homes of adolescents in new england

noah: dude i totally invented a new drink
sam: what is it?
noah: Nig Nog, of course

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Hot nog

Drinking hot Egg nog through a hot dog straw.

Zomg this hot nog is AMAZING!

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nig-nog

nig-nog, cockney rhyming slang for wog

look, theres a nig-nog

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Nig-nog

A term of endearment or greeting used warmly by two friends being careful around PC people who dislike the "N" word.

My best friend, my "Nig-nog" is coming over.

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