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Chuck Norris

The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.

Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.

by You're a clown. January 10, 2023


Chuck Norris

Literally the most powerful being on earth. He defeated Shaggy using a spoon and a dried up piece of grass.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

by Not Kyle April 5, 2019


Chuck Norris

You simply do not search up the definition of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris search up the definition of YOU

I ran for my life last night from Chuck Norris

by Billy Mays Oxi Clean Stand March 2, 2018


jacob norris

the most FUCKING amazing person love scars to the max has a broken heart HBK for life has an amzing best friend and is sexy as fuck

jacob norris is sexy

by Bitches be crazy November 20, 2017


Proper Norris

This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.

The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.

Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.

*Real names have not been used to protect identities.

'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'

by Lizzie A January 15, 2007


Norris Williams

hes a willy bum bum willy willy bum bum his fingers and his bum have all sorts of fun

Norris Williams

by Norris Williams May 8, 2020


caleb norris

a boy wich is good a sex and love sucking dicks pussy and vaginas witch love him

he is sexy

me must be a caleb norris

by caleb norris October 10, 2018