Rural Dictionary

sausage fest

Any gathering that is made up of an unusually large percentage of guys.

see also penis party, sausage festival, sausage party, fraternity

We ditched Sweenys cause it was a Sausage Fest inside.

by Getz December 23, 2003

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a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

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Sausage Arms

Someone with large arms that are similar to the look of sausages, similar to cankles but with arms

"Ew! That Alec kid needs to hit the weights, his teeth are yellow AND his arms are fat as shit, he's got some SAUSAGE ARMS!"

by Gordyyyyy November 4, 2013

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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

sausage aversion

Someone who really, REALLY hates ACTUAL sausage. For some, it's all things Italian sausage that can trigger this response. Rosemary, Fennel and Caraway Seeds are polar opposites on the taste spectrum from cupcakes, tea and pretty much anything heavenly sweet for someone suffering from sausage aversion. Sausage aversion has been known to cause severe moments of distress when placed in the precarious position of picking pizza toppings for others.

Jerod: Wanna order a pizza?
Michelle: Let's get pineapple on it.
Angela: I'm game for anything except italian sausage. I just don't have it in me to try it tonight. Sorry, Dominic.
Dominic: Your sausage aversion makes me sad.

by FreeTeaForMe March 8, 2010