how many bags would it take?

n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.

Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.

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Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

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How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

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Too many hands in the salad bowl

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.

1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.

too many chiefs

- and not enough indians.

In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.

Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.

Bob: Lower it through the window.

Harry: No use the lift.

Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.

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Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth

When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.

When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.

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One Trump is one too many.

A phrase that implies that the world doesn’t need more fake billionaires, more corrupt leaders, more serial liars, more narcissists, more racists, and more white supremacists, but rather more God-fearing and honest heads of state who give a damn about something other than benefiting themselves and their oft-shady businesses.

Although President Biden told the world that America is back on the world stage, however, US allies feel ambivalent about this new political normal, because for them, one Trump is one too many.

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