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when you squat above your girl and she takes your sack in her mouth as you jerk off on to her tits.
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Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebag or a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add some Bono yellow tinted glasses(worn indoors)and lots of black fabric to complete the desired toolappearance.
Did you guys see that old bald douchebag with the tea bag tag and his half a fag buddy/sister trying to work those girl scouts?
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pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.
adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.
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Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
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The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".
Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.
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To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
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A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake