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Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.
Baby, it's business time. Do you know how I know? Because it's wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I'll wear my business socks and you will wear that old t-shirt from that team building retreat your work took.
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(adj.) Sarcastic term used to describe the state of feigning a full schedule of events when one, in fact, has no obligations whatsoever for the period of time in question.
Friend 1: I can't hang out tonight, I have a million things to do because I am super-busy.
Friend 2: Wow, I did not realize you had so much going on right now.
Friend 1 then goes home and sits in front of the tv or reads a book for the rest of the night.
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This phrase was first started sometime in the 1940's. It's origins are from the National Football League. It's exact origins are unknown but the term was used by players and coaches to describe what goes on during a pile up of players attempting to recover a fumble or a loose ball on the field. Players at the bottom of the pile would often resort to dirty, classless tactics in an attempt to recover the ball from another player while the referees were attempting to clear the pile to discover who had recovered the ball. Often times, players would resort to punching, kicking, scratching, grabbing an opposing players ball sac and squeezing, etc.... in the hopes that the player with the ball would give up the ball to try and stop the other player from "giving him the business". The phrase became known to the general public in 1986, during an NFL game between the Buffalo Bills and the New York Jets when referee Ben Dreith called a personal foul penalty on the Jets' Marty Lyons after he tackled Bills quarterback Jim Kelly to the ground and started to repeatedly punch him in the head. Dreith announced to the crowd: "We have a personal foul on number 99 of the defense — after he tackled the quarterback, he's giving him the business down there, that's a 15-yard penalty."
Player 1: "Who recovered the fumble? Did they make a call yet?"
Player 2: "Dunno. There still in the pile giving the business."
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A ham radio term for sounds like a fun time.
We all set up huge antenna on Joe's house and screwed up T.V. reception for miles around!
Really, fine business!
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when you dress up but not a lot
Hey we're keepin it business casual at the conference.
What's business casual?
Just dress up but not a lot.
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A business made by Black people...
Ryan (Black) : I want to make a business.
Steven (White) : Nah that's dumb...
Ryan : WAIT YOU DON'T SUPPORT BLACK BUSINESS!
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A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts rum, one part whiskey, four fluid ounces of coke, and four fluid ounces of a fruity drink of your choice.
I went to the bar last night and ordered a risky business. My friends called me a queer but changed their minds when they actually tried it.
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