When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "