black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv

Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.

Eskimo Friday

in Nordic countries such as Russia, Scandinavia and Canada, the Friday before Christmas (i.e the Friday between December 18-24), especially one when its snowing like hell outside and you have maybe a foot or more of snow outside. On these Fridays, the temperature can drop to something like -20 to -25 degrees Celsius with no windchill factor.

According to family legend, my grandmother was born on an Eskimo Friday, a Friday, December 24.

Baby Friday

Thursday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

Friday Sesh

When the boys link up on a Friday night after school to sesh and drink some bud lights.

Damn can’t wait for Friday sesh this week

Frandicous friday

It’s freaky Friday, but it’s double the freaky and double the Friday.

“Holy sh*t, i just had a Frandicous Friday moment”

Black-Fridayed

To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.

Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...

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Naked Friday

Naked Friday is a special event that happens once a week.

it is customary in England. Buffalo NY. Noray and Finland to celebrate Naked Friday by relaxing at home naked.

Obviously you wouldn't do it outside that is weird.

naked Friday is best celebrated with friends. However not in the same room. that would be weird.

wee: Hey jack. what are you doing tonight.

Jack: It's Naked Friday !?!?!?

Wee: Oh yeah. Let's get naked. But not together. that would be weird.

Jack: STD

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