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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016


Chomskamas Claus

(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors

"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"

by Silent Rip December 1, 2004


Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 10, 2020


Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night

Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus

by mandaoaskslakdls December 6, 2012


Claus Nicklass

If you know a guy with the name Claus Nicklass you are quite lucky. He is usually a funny guy and loves to party. He often has brown or light brown hair and he is ourtoverted. He listens to music a lot and like when he get to performs his music peace’s to different people. He is kind and sweet at first, when you have known that guy in a while he becomes super funny and crazy too.

#Girl one -OMG IS CLAUS GOING TO PLAY WITH KNIFES AND POUR KETCHUP ON HIMSELF?!!?
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.

by Claus Nicklass October 19, 2019


'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023


'Zat You, Santa Claus?

A song by Louis Armstrong

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023