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crimson king

This happens when a bitch is on her rag and tries to tell you what's up. You then take her, hold her down, and ram 4 fingers into her pussy. Her kicking and screaming will only benefit you in the end. After pounding her severely, rip out your hand and smack her face immediately. The bitch'll have a crimson outline of your hand square on her cheek.

I was done with all that whore's PMS bullshit, so I did the only honorable thing and gave that bitch a crimson king.

Damn, that bitch looks like Wilson from Castaway! Tom Hanks gave her a fuckin good crimson king.

by slothboyck October 16, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


crimson shocker

(N.)
"The Shocker," also referred to as "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink," is formed by holding up the index, middle, and pinky fingers, and holding down the ring finger with the thumb.

The "Crimson Shocker" is what you call "The Shocker" when it is used during "that time of the month."

She wasn't in the mood for the mattress mambo because of her "seasonal disease," so I just gave her the crimson shocker...2 in the red, one in the stink.

by TeHpWnzoOrz August 5, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crimson Tide

A drank created by mixing Vodka, Mountain Dew Code Red, and liquid Tide detergent. Some fucked up shit.

Yo nigga pass me some a dat crimson tide

by NickNickNick34 October 12, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crimson Grenade

The act of throwing a used tampon across the room.

Jenny and Ashley were fighting until Jenny pulled the crimson grenade.

by Chonkas July 11, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crimson Grenade

A used tampon which has been removed from a woman's vagina for the purpose of throwing (often as a weapon in a fight).

Becky and Tammy were fighting over some pointless bullshit when Tammy reached into her Spanx and pulled out a drippy Crimson Grenade. She flung it at Becky, but it missed and stuck to the wall.

by hapas is the bestes July 11, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crimson grenade

The act of removing a tampon and throwing it at someone.

r: "When i was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room. "

f: "Ah, the old Crimson Grenade trick."

by Brandon Dowell July 11, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crimson Grenade

The act of taking a bloody tampon and throwing it at another individual.

Cedric got hit with Crimson Grenade yesterday at the GWAR concert.

by rhaegaltargaryen July 11, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž