Jah Saleh

Cross-eyed N-Word who can’t aim or play critical ops. Real name: Eye Kent C. This guy is so bad he has to give himself 5000 hp in 1v1’s. he is from the great desert known as Egypt and he never makes any scenes.

Is that kid Jah Saleh? Cuz he’s so bad and blind.

Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox

Jah= xxxtentacion Unc= the guy who made call me what you want Mr tasty= an ice cream truck in Baltimore monkeypox: a sickness

Wsg muntbuddy wanna go to the Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox store??

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

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