ima be honest with you, im kinda retarded
mom ima be honsest with you, i think im knida alex jones
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A.K.A Mike Jones
The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.
A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
Who? Dyke Jones
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Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."
Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.
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The sexiest British girl in world. A glamour model for British mags such as Nuts and Page 3 of the Sun. Has massive boobs as well.
Rosie Jones has enormous boobs
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A particular person in traffic who doesnβt drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.
John: βHey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!β
Jacob: βBro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...β
Jingleheimer: βZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!β
Schmidt: βBruh that thought got me fucked up bro....β
Big black hall monitor yells at everyone and mean as fuck
Terrion jones is a big black hall monitor at a school name mcnair he is mean and yells at everyone
The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember
Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band