Abhi Mode

A game played by The Squad, where you shove both of your index and middle fingers, up someone’s ass. However this is not in anyway sexual; so it is not gay.

Origin: abhi-mode-abhi-gif

Lewis: (bends over)
Charlie: (Abhi Modes him)
Lewis: Ah, for fuck’s sake!

Silent Mode

When you are quiet, not talking

I asked her a question, then she went into silent mode and I never got the answer

ez-mode

doing something insanely easily.

I so pwning these ghey n00bz, this is liek total ez-mode.

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meltdown mode

When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.

I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.

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Jew Mode

1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.

2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.

Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?

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Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"

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Machine mode

When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.

A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.

Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"

Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."

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