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A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.
"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"
When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.
Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
When any girl/boy is really short but has a nice butt.
"Patricia is sooooo short thicc"
A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
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really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"
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