Floor Food

Food that you have made for yourself - dropped on the floor - and left it there because you felt lazy. And then going back over several minutes later after realizing how hungry you were - and eating the food off the floor.

person 1: Where did you put the sandwhiches?
person 2: Dude, I dropped them.
person 1: Whatever, I'm hungry, bring on the floor food.

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Floor Gang

A gang created by Pewds, and ceiling gang is our enemy.

I'm floor gang, heard that that guy there is ceiling gang. CRINGE

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floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.

1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.