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1. To jock someone.
2. Mocking. A way of irritating someone around you by repeating what they say, only replacing the first letter or few letters with different ones to make it rhyme in nonsense. Letters are most often replaced with "J" and "Qu". On occasion the new letter can be added to the front of the word, without replacing a letter. Invented by Dustin Puehler.
Person1: "I hate when you do that!"
Person2: "Qui bate when goo boo dat!"
Person1: "Idiot."
Person2: "Jidiot."
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someone who is hated because he gets 10 times as many chicks as most of you fags, picks on whiny bitches who are too weak and dont have enough fucking pride to stand up for themselves, and is envied because he is good at sports. stop being jealous, douchebags
nerd:i'm such a fucking pussy i talk shit on the internet and cant even stand up for myself, i wish i wasnt such a fucking douchebag like that jock
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The act of pulling a usually young male's pants, shorts or swim trunks down and stepping on them so as to trip him to the ground. Thus usually results in the shorts coming completely off.
John and Adam jocked Paul at the beach in front of the whole party. After jocking Paul, John and Sam hid his shorts from him.
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Mostly used in the bay area. Means that you feelin them or you think they hella cute
*i cant help it that you jockin
*I'm jockin ya style
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An arrogant little pussy brat who fucking cries at everything. He always seams concerned about what everyone does, but is really an attention whore. He loves to play sports, but really sucks at it, Jocks are retarded and pretend to like everyone, even though they hate everyone, but everyone hates them too. Jocks are always fat asses, they're parents treat them like the shit, and they think they are. They can't get girl, and people who argue with them always win, that leads to the Jock hating the arguer and bitching about him behind his back, and the arguer knows. Jocks are the lowest form of life, they are not even human.
That Jock is bitching about him AGAIN!
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Please stop with these mean definitions of jocks and other high school hierarchical statuses. Here is a (hopefully) unbiased view point:
Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.
Jocks and athletes helped during evolution. Without them we wouldn't have been able to hunt effectively, obtain proteins from meat, and increase brain size. (yes, proteins did that).
Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.
The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.
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