Nike Mercurial Vapor

OMG don't they just sound expensive?!

The best quality and performance soccer cleat out of the whole Nike Mercurial Family.These shoes bump heads with the Addidas Powerswerves and any other high class soccer cleat.
Vapors come in a series:I,II,III,IV,and newly V.The color ways are pretty sick,the material is light(very high quality material btw,like this Tejin synthetic stuff),and supposedly they insanely help ball control.These soccer cleats normally range from $100-$400 and are often worn by professional soccer players like Cristiano Ronaldo but extreme soccer but extreme soccer people(FANATICS),people who are REALLY into soccer often buy these to either:

a)for the hype,to show off and they have moola
b)Make themselves feel better about playing soccer
c)MAKE THEIR SOCCER SKILLS BETTER
OR
d)adding to c:THEY ARE TIRED OF SHOPPING IN THE KIDS SECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS JUST TO GET CRAPPY CHEAP CLEATS AND WANT SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!

I fit d.

A downside to this cleat is that they get dirty and scraped easily.Also a lot of people complain about getting blisters when first wearing the shoe.
Following the soccer cleat 'game' can lead you to become similar to the nike sb sneakerheads who just collect shoes.I can understand for SBs because I do that but Mercurial vapors....umm why?they cost hella money.

Young Chaz sat in front of his computer on Youtube,watching videos of people opening their new Nike Mercurial Vapor box for the FIRST TIME,wishing that he could buy them one day.(yes people seriously do post videos of this)

Martha was so pissed when that chick stepped and made a mark on her Nike Mercurial Vapor iv's, that she totally went off and slapped the bitch.~~oh shit!new phrase:Nike Mercurial rage.

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nike ta mère

French, slangy, agressive expression ('fuck you' & 'shut up')

zyva nike ta mère bouffon !

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nike mercurcial vapor

a great soccer cleat

those nike mercurcial vapors are very nice mr henry

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Nike Air Max

The trademarked shoe of the douchebag. Nike Air Max wearers tend to drink a large amount of alcohol, buzz their hair, use every chance they have to exhibit how good they are at a sport or all sports in general, and they restrict their conversations too how much pussy they get, how large their dick is, sports, and alcohol. Also, anyone not fitting these guidelines automatically inherits the title of "fag." Articles of clothing that go well with Nike Air Max's are mesh basketball shorts, high socks, and assorted sports team shirts.

Douchebag 1: Hey bro! I'm drunk as fuck right now! Wanna play sports?!
Douchebag 2: Hell yeah bro! Go long! Look at that fag! He doesn't have Nike Air Max's!
Douchebag 1+2: FAG!!!

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Big 5 Nikes

Someone who can't afford REAL nikes from a footlocker or other trendy store and must resort to the $20 sweatshop made nikes and Big 5...

"Damn dagg look and you Big 5 Nikes... They are gay"

"Your so poor all you can afford is Big 5 Nikes"

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nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

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Nike air max

the shoe that is well known to be favoured by the junkies, winos, hoors and bowsies alike in the tallaght/clondalkin district. a.k.a Nikes or Nike Airs.

1. See them Nike Airs yeah? I bleedin' robbed them!

2. Well it's like this ma, if she doesn't give me the rest of her money I'll kick her so hard in the fanny she'll be givin birth to a nike air max

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