Corn Dog Tractor Pull

Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.

Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'

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south carolina tractor fuck

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.

yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.

kentucky tractor pull crab

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them. Also there's a crab there

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull crab.. the main problem was the crab

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Take a ride on my big green tractor

A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance

Instead of dancing would you rather take a ride on my big green tractor.

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as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"