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Weekend Stink

To be very stinky on the weekend usually from the lack of a shower and an abundence of video games and food.

Jordan: GOD JESS YOU SMELL HORRIBLE.

Jesse: Yea I got the Weekend Stink.

by SteenNGene January 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

by honeyfrog March 1, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


french weekend

A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.

I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.

Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?

Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.

by Narcosis May 5, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greek Weekend

Spending several days in a row fooling around with more than one person. And old flame comes into town while you are beginning something with a new flame and you frantically apply concealer/foundation strategically before seeing either, and make sure any shenanigans happen with the lights dim.

Origins from the Grecian free feelings towards following the whim of lust.

Both sexes can do this, but for gentleman it generally requires a special trip to the store to buy some cover-up.

Dear lord I just had the most intense greek weekend! Girl A said hello to Girl B as they passed each other on the stairs of the apartment complex!

My ex is coming into town so I think I'm going to just pull a greek weekend on the sly.

by Moses in Chainmail December 1, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


weekend vampire

(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.

David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!

by outlaw pr June 12, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weekend Stripper

A harlot who pushes old ladies!

The girl seemed nice but it turned out she was a Weekend Stripper.

by The Real Parkour Master November 13, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed weekend

just chillin and smoking weed with your friends.

me and my friends buy and 8th or a quater and clam up his truck or something i dont remeber, those are weed weekends.

by goooooooogle bob July 10, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž