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When you beat the original Nintendo 64 campaign on extra hard with only one life and no restarts
Holy shit! We just completed a Revenge Tour!
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AKA Pepsi presents "Punk Fest"
"Hey! Lets pay 30 bucks to go to the warped tour and see a bunch of half descent bands play half hour sets and pay 10 bucks for small bottles of water!"
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A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
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Term used by the Saskatoon Police Department to describe the practice of leaving drunken Indians to freeze to death on the outskirts of the city.
"Looks like Dakota here might have had a few too many tonight. A Starlight Tour should clear his head."
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1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.
2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."
Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"
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A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."
Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
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When one invites a girl to his house, and has sex with her in every single room. Thus giving her, The Grand Tour
So my mates mum came around last night, I couldn't help but give her The Grand Tour of my new house...
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