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Dad parade

When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...

Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!

Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...

by Jbt003 July 1, 2014


whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok February 3, 2008

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juggalo's paradize

a place where everyone that is a juggalo can belong

a juggalos paradize is shangrila

by someone from augusta middle school March 13, 2005

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Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

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douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

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Parade of Elephants

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.

During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants

by FIlTR May 31, 2009

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Parade Gay

In gay society there are several "social" rankings, much like traditional Hindu Castes, that form Homo-Society. At the top of these rankings is the classification Parade Gay. This means you are so gay that not only are you in the closet but the clothes in that closet are described as "fabulous". Put simply, you are so gay that you could be featured in a parade, hence Parade Gay.

Myles:"Dude I fucking love the band Queen"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"

by OperationOpposition May 1, 2009

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