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a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"
Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means
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Let me see your twig and berries.
Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.
A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America
Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it
To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.
Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.
When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.
A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.
A garbage bin for shitty jokes
impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
“Maddie Peacock?” he said “the coloniser and war criminal of the 17 hundreds who mass murdered and enslaved madagascar and most of south africa ?”
“Yes, Maddie Peacock the third”