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a pelican that flies away on jurassic park but is mistaken for a pteryaldactyl..therefore its a pelican rex!
Taylor:oh shit the dinosaurs got out!
Jordan:haha no they're pelicans
Taylor:What noway!
Jordan:they must be pelican rexs'
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The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.
Joe: Who are we playing today?
Steve: The Abused Pelicans.
Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.
Steve: Why?
Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.
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A sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex with another man (or woman.) He then ejaculates into said partner's anus, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his semen from his partner's anus. The two then proceed to orally exchange the semen between each other (see snowballing.)
At J. Alexander's, Adam was offered a "dusty pelican" by Cody the waiter.
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When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.
Beach Perv: I totally gave that lifegaurd a Screaming Pelican!
Jerry: NICE!
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When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.
"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."
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A board that you attach pelicans to.
Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.
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Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.
Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.
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