Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

pencil fuck

1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil

2. when skinny people have sex

electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck

Pencil Crusher

usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico

"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"

Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.

“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

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bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

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