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Phil·a·del·phia Free·dom /fi-luh-'del-fe-uh 'free-duhm/ noun 1. the power or right to have unprotected anal intercourse without disclosing whether or not you have any STDs to your sexual partner. 2) being sexually unrestricted by protection, even though one or both partners are HIV positive.
"Woah... are you not using a condom?" "That's right... I gotta have me some of that Philadelphia Freedom ."
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Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.
Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.
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Philadelphia Eagles
The Underdogs
Super Bowl 2018 Champs
HOLD UP WAIT A MIN YALL THOUGHT WE WERE FINISHED
Y'all thought we would never do it and see who's always winnin now.
Were from Philly fucking Philly no one likes us we don't care.
Olde Saint Nick
#fucktombrady
Yo the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs I thought they sucked.
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Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.
person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin
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When you are doing a girl from behind and you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back so when she turns around you blow your load on her face.
THIS IS NOT THE HOUDINI - DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED.
THE HOUDINI IS WHERE YOU DO A GIRL FROM BEHIND PULL OUT AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND START DOING HER (HE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET) YOU GO IN FRONT OF HER, TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL OUT. HOUDINI!
Oh man I was about ready so I gave her the philadelphia fakey!
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The most fucking terrible team in the history of football. they think they're so awesome because they've won 6 straight against the giants but who has 3 super bowls? who was able to beat the patriots (The UNDEFEATED patriots i might add) in the super bowl? also, no matter how much of a dirtbag a particular player is (From T.O. to michael conVICKt) they can always take refuge in knowing the eagles will sign them in order to win a super bowl.
Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?
Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.
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When a guy stands on top of the bed post and makes the girl stand under him while he cums. He then proceeds to shoot his cum up in the air and into her mouth imitating someone jumping off a philadelphia skyscraper.
Guy 1- "dude how was your bitch last night?...whats her name drew?"
Guy 2- "it was so good i made her suck me so hard that i had to climb up and give her an old fashioned Philadelphia skyscraper"
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