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Pick up line

something cheesy...

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"

by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021


National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021


I’ll pick you up from O’Hare

If someone says they will pick you up from O’Hare, it means they like you a lot.

Her “how much do you love me

You “so much, that I’ll pick you up from O’Hare when you fly in next

by Chicago 77 January 30, 2021


Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016


ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017


Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024


pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper February 24, 2011