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When two men scissor, with full penetration.
Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.
Man, you gotta be careful not to torsion a testicle when doing Pick up Stix.
When a musical artist unreleases/takes back a song.
Pick up a song: J. Cole released 7 Minute Drill then picked it up 2 days later.
When a musical artist releases a song but unreleases/takes it back.
Pick up a song: J. Cole dropped 7 Minute Drill, then picked it up 2 days later.
A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.
Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.
When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.
I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.
Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.
Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!