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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024


pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper February 24, 2011


Pick up Stix

When two men scissor, with full penetration.

Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.

Man, you gotta be careful not to torsion a testicle when doing Pick up Stix.

by Doboy July 15, 2017


Pick up a song

When a musical artist unreleases/takes back a song.

Pick up a song: J. Cole released 7 Minute Drill then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024


Pick up a song

When a musical artist releases a song but unreleases/takes it back.

Pick up a song: J. Cole dropped 7 Minute Drill, then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024


pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 9, 2024


Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 2, 2021